“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*